Being alive is getting really expensive
do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it
sometimes being a person is very overwhelming
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.