when you see a dog from across the street
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
You know what I want the next Disney Princess to be?
I feel this in my soul. And also in my strained vocal cords.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”