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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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ruinedchildhood:

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

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winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

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dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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